yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
