id be glad to
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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