its not stalking. its research.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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