well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
