Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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