What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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