That's intense
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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