am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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