ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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