spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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