What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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