Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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