even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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