can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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