so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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