I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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