i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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