their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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