Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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