kristin has been a bad kristin
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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