"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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