just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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