He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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