So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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