Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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