drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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