guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
