My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
