Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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