Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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