Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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