I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Say something about gay babies.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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