she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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