Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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