Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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