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You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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