is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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