Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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