idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
His hands were made for my vagina.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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