By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
