Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
im holly from the hills drunk
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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