It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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