He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
