But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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