Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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