Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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