Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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