drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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