So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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