are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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